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[BOMBPLANT]
Jeeesuzzz Christ, not again!
Come on %t, let's search the bomb!
Last time it took me 5 secs to find & defuse it...
Say, is it the red or the blue wire ?
...And my Heart goes boooom *grin*
Beep..Beep..Beeeeeeeepp!!
M'kay, Mr.C4, m'kay!!!
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[KILLED]
M'kay, %v, m'kay
M'kay, Mr.%v, m'kay
%v, you're no match for me !
Sorry, %v. You got in my way.
You flew back pretty good, %v.
I had to do it, %v. You understand.
You should've run while you had the chance, %v.
I've always been better, %v. Always.
I bet you hate it when that happens, don't you, %v?
That'll teach you, %v !
Hey, come on, %v! You almost hurt me this time.
Ha...ha!
You are nothing, %v. Nothing at all.
%v I worry about you...
Sorry %v, my Headshot Script is better than yours.
Man, did you see that shot!?
Hey %v, I killed you without even trying!
%v - you suck!  LOL!
Hah!  Got another one!
%v, you need to go back and practice on the hazard course firing range!!!
Hey %n, my grandma can play this game better than you can!
%v, maybe you should try aiming for the head!
%v, I KICKED YOUR ASS!
%v just got a taste of mah 1337 sk1llz
hehehe
now %v will say I`m a cheater
because he got high - because %v got high - because he got high
lol at %v
%v is down, WHO IS NEXT?
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[DEADCHAT]
M'kay, %f, m'kay
m'kay
M'kay
Mkay
m'Kay
mkey
mkay
mkay
m'kaz
mkaz
m'keh
m'kay
M'kay
Mkay
m'Kay
mkey
mkay
mkay
m'kaz
mkaz
M'kay, Mr.Mackey, m'kay
Hey! What the Hell,  %f is using an aimbot!
It makes me sick to look at those Fools
It's time for a mapchange, isn't it ?
%t GO,GO,GO!!
I'm so booored !
I can't believe %f isn't cheating
Spectating sucks...
I wish someone good would join the server.
The forces from Jedi Knight should be implemented in CS!
This is quite fun.
%r in the round and I'm already spectating...
CHEATER ALERT!  CHEATER ALERT!  %f is cheating!
Why does everyone keep trying to hurt me :P
My handwrist already hurts...
This Map sucks... hehe
ROFL
%r and %t is still alive! Something must be wrong...
Will they stop camping now ? Only %r left !!
I'm better at Quake 3, that's for sure!
Still %r in this round 
Hey! What the Fuck,  %f is using a wallhack!
You are very good, %f!
Botman must be such a cool guy...
I think I will play some Battlefield.
Does anybody use custom skins or models?
*grin*
I bet %t won't make it through the round
Argh, my Speedpad does not work.
I have 100-fps Models!!
I'm so tired today...
LOL
I really should go to bed now.
I usually don't play that bad!
No %m today, please!
EPB Bot rulez!
I really hate %m :(
My monitor flickers all the time.
LOL! Look at %t!
Unreal Tournament is much better than Quake.
Please vote for a mapchange !!!
Did one of the Bots get stuck already?
Insane in the membrane, hehe!
Rhapsody is the best band on the world.
What about E[POD]bot?
Are there Bots in this Game?
Would you give me your Headshot Script?
Next Round we should stick together.
Fuck all those Teamkillers!!!
Woah %f has nice stats !!
Do not listen to Mp3 while playing, it sucks.
What are Clans all about ? I don't get it
Do you know Jumbot? It really kicks Ass!
If Botman is cool, what is TheFatal then?
Fucking lagged!!
IMHO NNBot is much better than RealBot.
Too bad Android Bot is updated so slowly.
I'm off for a cigarette break...
Why did they include the vehicles in CS?
I had to reload and he shot me in the head!
!%f is a che4tz0r!!!!



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@KEY "M'K", "MKA", "MKE", "MR.MACK", "MR.MECK"
m'kay
m'kay
m'kay
M'kay
Mkay
m'keh
m'keh
M'ka
m'la
m'Kay
mkey
mkay
mkay
M'kay, %s, m'kay
m'kay %s
m'kay %s
m'kaz
mkaz
M'kay, Mr.Mackey, m'kay
M'kay, Mr.Mackay, m'kay
M'kay, Mr.Meckay, m'kay
M'kay, Mr.Meckey, m'kay
m'kay, Mr.Mackay
m'kay, Mr.Meckay
M'kay, Mr.%s
mkay %s
Stop it!
hehe
*gg*

@KEY " AGAIN "
%s, things are always repeating - aren't they?
And I'm sure it wasn't the last time...
That's the way things go, hey...
m'kay

@KEY "AIMBOT", "WALLHACK"
%s, are you cheating ?
Even PunkBuster fails to detect some of them...
You can't be sure nowadays if someones's good at playing or cheats
Aimbots are cool, shut up %s!
Wallhacks are evil tools of the devil ;)
m'kay

@KEY "ALWAYS"
That's not always, %s!
I just like it :-)
Come on %s, that was only the second time!
m'kay

@KEY "ANDROID"
Ah yes, those were the times...
%s was it your first Bot too ?
Does anybody know what DaTa does today ?
You can't play with Android on %m, can you ?
m'kay

@KEY "BATTLEFIELD" 
Evil spirit begone!!
Do you want trouble, %s?
You should try Day of Defeat!
My computer is not fast enough for Battlefield.
Battlefield sucks!!
It has the same engine as Serious Sam, hasn't it?
m'kay

@KEY "BOTMAN"
Who is this botman everybody is talking about???
Visit his website at http://www.planethalflife.com/botman
Whithout his sourcecode many bots wouldn't exist!
I wonder when HPB-Bot will be finished...
Did you play his HPB-Bot yet?
Goto his website, %s!
Botman is the man!
goto http://www.planethalflife.com/botman
botman is cool!
His botmixer is really kickass!
m'kay

@KEY " BOT "
Why are you always talking about them?
There are no bots on this server %s, I tell you!
Bots are cool!!!
What's your favourite bot, %s?
If you want to program your own, ask botman!
Bots, all the time bots - you should start playing with humans.
Most bots are still very stupid!
what's your best bot %s?
what bot do you like %s?
what's your favourite bot then?
i like the podbot
rocket crowbot of course!
parabot rockz!
m'kay

@KEY "BOTMIXER"
botmixer is great!
botman made it.
That's a great idea, %s!
We could play with two or more bots.
That would be fun, %s
m'kay

@KEY "CAMPER", "CAMPING"
I really hate those campers!
Camping sucks!
Don't you camp sometimes %s ?
Camping's often the only option to win...
Yes, good 'ole Camper-Strike...
m'kay

@KEY "CHEAT"
Those damn cheaters are ruining the entire game!
I suspect that %f is cheating
I hate cheaters!
Cheating sucks!
Why are so many people cheating?
Punkbuster could help...
Play with bots - they don't cheat!
I'm no cheat %s!
I never cheat.
I hate cheats!
Well you can make use cheat if you want you know!
just put on botcheats 1, %s
stop cheating!
m'kay

@KEY "CLAN"
What are these clans all about?
I was in a clan once, but it sucked hard.
What clan are you from, %s?
Do you want to enter our clan, %s?
Playing in a clan is for people who got no life...
m'kay

@KEY " CZ ", "CONDITION ZERO"
It will be a great game.
I think it's like Team Fortress 2... it never will be finished
Why did they fire CountFloyd?
Since gearbox stopped working on it CZ is dead.
I saw a preview, it looks very cool.
The weapon models in CZ are ugly!
m'kay

@KEY " CS ", "COUNTERSTRIKE", "COUNTER-STRIKE", "CSTRIKE"
Counter-Strike is boring nowadays...
%s how long do you play CS ?
CS all the way from the very first beta!
There are too much newbies playing it.
Too many people online cheat in CS
It's not as much fun as it used to be
I hope CS 1.6 will be out soon.
I look forward to Condition Zero
too annoyingly laggy that mod is, %n!
CS tries to be too realistic
you hear about the official bots from valve?
Did you already play CS 1.6 steam beta?
m'kay

@KEY "COUNTFLOYD", " CF ", "COUNT FLOYD"
CountFloyd is very, very cool.
If he was a girl, I would marry him
I think Half-Life SDK is the bible for him.
He could get a millionaire with his skills...
What a pity he is not working for CZ anymore
m'kay

@KEY " DOD ", "DAY OF DEFEAT"
I don't get what people like in DoD
CS all the way...
%s do you think it will get as popular as CS ?
%s do you prefer DoD over CS ?
Day of Defeat is a hopeless MOD, IMHO.
Day of Defeat is just a cheap remake of Firearms
m'kay

@KEY "DOOM 3"
m'kay

@KEY "ENGINE"
I heard the HL Engine is a hybrid between Quake1 & Quake2, odd huh?
%s, don't you miss the time when an engine was a Software Engine ?
The HL Engine is still quite good, despite its age...
Code your own engine %s!
m'kay

@KEY "EPB", "EPOD", "E[POD]", "[E]POD"
Nobody is able to spell it correctly...
It should be renamed.
EPOD is the best CS bot!
It gets stuck much too often...
EPB is very cool
Isn't the new version out?
Sometimes they do not shoot, do they?
Is it compatible with mEAn?
I thinky PODBOT with PODFIX is better...
m'kay

@KEY "FIREARMS", " FA "
Firearms is just boring and has far too much bugs
Try DOD, it's much better.
I ripped the muzzleflashes from FA for CS
m'kay

@KEY "FUCK", "DAMN", "PISS"
Don't swear, %s!
Nasty %s!
Yes, you're right, %s. Now SHUT UP!
Watch your language, %s!
%s, don't use this word again - that's impolite!
m'kay

@KEY "HEHE", "HAHA", "LOL", ":)", ":-)", ";)", ";-)", "ROFL", "LMAO"
M'kay, %s, m'kay
I'm glad that at least you have your fun, %s...
Enjoy yourself while you still can, %s!
Very funny indeed, %s...
Good one %s!
lol %s
LOL
hahaha
what u laughin at, %s?!
whats so funny, %s?
omg %s
what's so funny dude?
m'kay

@KEY "I THINK ", "I BELIEVE "
You think too much, %s ;-)
And I think you should shut up and play!
And you really do believe that, %s?
What makes you think so?
If you want to win the fight, say I BELIEVE!!
m'kay

@KEY "JEDI KNIGHT", "JEDIKNIGHT", "JK2"
CS will always rule!
It is based on Quake 3 Engine!
I prefer Voyager Elite Force the better mod...eeeh...game!
Not only for Star Wars fans.
The Lighting is as bad as in Q3.
Do you know the lightsaber skin for the knife?
The first episode was really cool.
I love the stupid JK2 Bots...
m'kay

@KEY "JOEBOT"
Yes, JoeBot isn't bad...
Funnily JoeBot got famous when NNBot quit...
I wonder where else Neural Networks could be applied
So you think JoeBot rocks ?
m'kay

@KEY "JUMBOT"
JB ? It was good back then but ParaBot is much better now!
JB's advantage has been that it was a MOD, not a hooking DLL
Ah yes, Jumbot and The Fatal. Wonder what he's up to now.
Rumours have it that The Fatal now does AHL Bots? 
m'kay

@KEY "MUSIC", "BAND", "MP3", "SONG"
Umm...I don't care as long as it's no commercial shit
Underground Electro Polka is the real deal!
Do you use KaZaA %s?
Somebody got good MP3 Links?
Heavy Metal Rulez!
Hey man, hear the fan, you're the motherfucking loser!
Check out the newest Gabber Sound!!!
m'kay

@KEY "MODELS", "SKINS"
I have nude female hostage skins... and sounds :p
Did you try CSRU, %s?
I only use standard skins, cause I often play on leagues.
My AK-47 rock0rs you!
I dislike those cheat-skins out there...
m'kay

@KEY "NNBOT"
Too bad NNBot is discontinued...
Try JoeBot if you liked NNBot %s
%s did you hear of Ditlew's new MOD?
m'kay

@KEY "PARABOT"
ParaBot is a the coolest Deathmatch Bot I've ever played
%s you should try ParaBot, it's great!
It's so sad no CSBot has the great Nav of Parabot so far
I heard it already supports 3 HL MODS by now
that's one neat bot, %s!
I like it %s!
I would like to talk to a parabot!
that's a cool bot, %s
I'd advise u to play it, %s!
m'kay

@KEY "PING", "LAG"
I always have a Ping of 5, I'm on DSL!!
My connection sucks...
Where are you from %s ?
Play offline with Bots if your connection sucks
Just change your provider %s!
Laag!!
yeah laggy indeed %s
jeez lag!!!
lag yeah :(
baad laag
no lag here %s
m'kay

@KEY "POD-BOT", " POD ", "PODBOT"
I heard it's the best Bot for CS, I'm not sure though...
Yeah, it rulez !
People tell they use some kind of wallhack, is it true?
the podbot isn't my cup of tea, %s!
I just plain don't like counter-strike
counter-strike gets boring easily
Very good work by CountFloyd
pod bot is very hard to play against
I like the pod bot!
you should try E[POD]bot by LightNinja
visit http://epod-bot.net.tc - EPB is the best!!
I prefer POX-Bot
Version 1.4 had the best pathfinding
Which is better, POX or EPOD?
It's now open source, ask CountFloyd...
m'kay

@KEY "POX-BOT", "POX", "POXBOT"
Haha, you will get infected!
Do you know how to activate the X Personalities, %s?
I wonder why it jumps that much...
The beta was called POdBot, not PODbot.
The weapon switch bug is annoying.
I think EPOD is better, %s
POX is the best Bot!!
Steve++ is very cool.
m'kay

@KEY " CSRU ", "|RU ", "CS UPDATE", "CS REALISM", "CSREALISM"
It's the very best pack!
Fusionpack suckz!
Is this the russish version with implemented cheats?
I only use these skins!
CSRU has better graphics than Condition Zero
m'kay

@KEY "PUNKBUSTER", "HLGUARD", "CHEATING DEATH", "
Don't be a PUNK! (support www.punkbuster.com)
I'm always lagging when using PunkBuster
Tony Ray of PB is kind of weird...
m'kay

@KEY "Q3", "QUAKE"
Q3 has a bad lighting IMO
Half-Life still rules %s!
Have you heard of DMC, %s? ;-)
I once found all the secrets in Killer-Quake
CS all the way...
DMC is much better as Doom 3.
Doom 3 will never release...
Is Doom 3 out, yet?
I prefer UT2K3
m'kay

@KEY "REALBOT"
Is it any good %s?
Is RB still unwaypointed %s ?
Yep, I remember RB. First unwaypointed Bot right ?
I heard RB now tries to do something like ParaBot ?!?
Once lovingly called 'the wallhuggers'
m'kay

@KEY "SCRIPT"
Scripts are for losers
%s, you prolly don't know how to bind keys?
Did you know that even buying scripts are considered cheating?
I never play without my Weapon Scripts...
My Grenade-Script has a weird bug!
m'kay

@KEY "SERIOUS SAM"
It looks very ugly.
Serious Sam has much too much violence in it.
It's a bad choice.
Serious Sam is a very funny game.
I like the second encounter better.
m'kay

@KEY "SERVER"
I'm always on this Server
Me & my friends play a lot on this Server
I believe this Server's got a good Map Rotation
This server never lags.
Do you know about the trojan horse in HLM?
m'kay

@KEY "SORRY", "SRY", "SOZ", "SOWWY"
Yeah, afterwards everybody says he's sorry!
The excuse doesn't help me now, %s!
Next time you better think before you start doing something, %s!
I'm sorry, too!
You don't know how sorry you will be for doing that...
are you really sorry?
what for?
what for, %s?
are you sorry, %s?
you'd better be sorry %s! :-)
I forgive u, %s :)
np
that's okay, %s
m'kay

@KEY "SPEEDPAD", "NOSTROMO", "KEYBOARD", "CONTROLLER", "JOYSTICK", "MOUSE", "WRIST"
Nobody uses a joystick for CS...
Has anybody tried this ugly Microsoft Controller?
I only play with Logitech Mouses.
Using Everglide-Pads is Cheating!!
Do you know Nostromo Speedpad? It's the very best game controller.
I never play without my speedpad.
I use keyboard-look only! It's very precise.
Natural Keyboards are just plain useless
My friends always laugh about me cause my crazy keyboard settings
What is this Nostormo or Nostromo thing?
m'kay

@KEY "TEAMKILL", " TK "
Teamkillers should be banned from this server.
Who's the teamkiller %s ?
I like stabbing my teammates, MWUHAHA!!
Did %t kill you ? He often does!
Where's the Admin ? He should take care of it...
%s just sit out %t and pay him back! 
m'kay

@KEY "TIRED", "SLEEP"
Go to bed, %s
Have some rest, %s...
Want some coffee %s?
Oh come on %s ! One more round... 
Do you know Jolt Cola %s? They also host game-sites...
dududu-dup always Coca Cola!
m'kay

@KEY "UNREAL", " UT ", "2K3"
It's the second best game to me.
WorldCraft sucks... UnrealEd is the way to go!
Let's play against each other, %s!
The built-in UT bots are very good.
DMC, DMC, DMC, DMC - Quake rulez!
m'kay

@KEY "VOTE", "MAPCHANGE", " MAP"
Nah, I like %m
Just because you're always dead %s ?
%m is great, shut up!
%m ownz!
Yep. We should vote now.
yeah new map
What about a custom map, %s?
I suggest a good map...
I like the single player maps better!
I can't decide, %s!
I don't know what level to goto... %s
m'kay

@KEY "WHAT ", "WHY ", "WHERE ", "WHO ", "WHEN ", "HOW "
You will never find out, %s!
Yeah, that's really strange %s...
The answer is out there, %s ;-)
No idea, %s
Dunno.
What do you think %s?
I won't tell you, %s!
Find out yourself, %s!
Good question, %s!
m'kay

[UNKNOWN]
I don't know what you mean %s.
hehe
Hmm I'm hungry
yeah yeah %s!
M'kay, %s, m'kay
M'kay, Mr.%s
M'kay, Mr.Mackay, m'kay
I think I know what you mean, %s.
say something I can understand %s!
I don't think I understand, %s :p
I don't follow you, dude!
Spam spam spam spam...
What did you say, %s?
Chatting with you %s is so great!
These damn chat-messages are freaking me out!
How do you find the time to type all this crap???
Yeah, %s. You're right!
No way, %s...
Where are you from, %s?
Are you sure, %s?
I see, %s!
Why is everybody always saying the same things???
What the heck are you talkin' about, %s?
LOL, ROFL, %s!
Who said that?
Oh, really?
Very funny, %s!
I'm in the best clan of my country!
Does anybody know how to do the Gauss-jump?
m'kay
Wazzzzuuuuuuup?
I´m so booooored... 
Have you got ICQ, %s?
It's damn slow today...
%s you're weird!
I don't really want to know %s
Certainly.
Huh? WTF?
